Imagine a vine, hanging down. Then imagine that vine is you. Not bad.

Shoving all my wet and dry foam into a special box for foam for cross-country transport. Didn’t know they made these! It’s made of dried glue. They guy said not to stack em, but it’s probably fine

Man paces in kitchen, ten at night, sipping slightly bitter coffee from a small mug, after having bathed a skunky dog

Stumped on scooping? Try the scoopscope! It’s only been tested on loess but we think it’ll be okay

Ring-ring! The telephone picks itself up and rolls forward, whirling down the dusty road with oh, such gusto. Ring-ring indeed!

Looking off in the distance forlornly, hoping a curious stranger incorrectly thinks I’m playing wheel of fortune in my head and asks what letter I guessed that wasn’t in the puzzle

gluing graham crackers onto my dartboard because I like graham crackers and hate throwing darts