: Imagine a vine, hanging down. Then imagine that vine is you. Not bad.

: Shoving all my wet and dry foam into a special box for foam for cross-country transport. Didn’t know …

: Man paces in kitchen, ten at night, sipping slightly bitter coffee from a small mug, after having …

: Stumped on scooping? Try the scoopscope! It’s only been tested on loess but we think it’ll be okay

: Ring-ring! The telephone picks itself up and rolls forward, whirling down the dusty road with oh, …

: Looking off in the distance forlornly, hoping a curious stranger incorrectly thinks I’m playing …

: gluing graham crackers onto my dartboard because I like graham crackers and hate throwing darts